For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

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Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.

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Commonly  known as the Purple Passionflower, the Passiflora Incarnata is found in the Southern United States and although Muggles see is purely as just a lovely purple flower, wizards have come to find multiple uses for this floral plant; a total of 4 to be precise.1. The crushed flower can be used in a variety of potions, including the Age Reversal potion invented by Lady Victoria Littlewell in 17632. The roots of this plant make for a very delicious Butterbeer flavouring. 3. The fruits juices can cure boils. 4. The fruits vest can be used to eliminate the dastardly taste of the Skele-Gro potion.


Even though Wizards have found uses for this plant in the magic world, muggles have been sufficient enough to find their own, such as using the plant to cure anxiety and insomnia (Which, fortunately, wizards have much more reliable cures for this; see Herbs and Health by Ms. A. Charbonneu) .  The Passionflower serves many uses to wizards, and herbologists are certain that there are at least seven more, when these seven other uses will be discovered is exactly unknown, but likely will be soon with recent developments being moved on the plant. 


Ms. A. Charbonneu, the 27th of September, 2014

wizardhistory:

Commonly  known as the Purple Passionflower, the Passiflora Incarnata is found in the Southern United States and although Muggles see is purely as just a lovely purple flower, wizards have come to find multiple uses for this floral plant; a total of 4 to be precise.

1. The crushed flower can be used in a variety of potions, including the Age Reversal potion invented by Lady Victoria Littlewell in 1763
2. The roots of this plant make for a very delicious Butterbeer flavouring. 
3. The fruits juices can cure boils. 
4. The fruits vest can be used to eliminate the dastardly taste of the Skele-Gro potion.

Even though Wizards have found uses for this plant in the magic world, muggles have been sufficient enough to find their own, such as using the plant to cure anxiety and insomnia (Which, fortunately, wizards have much more reliable cures for this; see Herbs and Health by Ms. A. Charbonneu) .

The Passionflower serves many uses to wizards, and herbologists are certain that there are at least seven more, when these seven other uses will be discovered is exactly unknown, but likely will be soon with recent developments being moved on the plant. 

Ms. A. Charbonneu, the 27th of September, 2014

justdarealstoopkid:

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I am fucking awesome, thank you

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7 Things Women Writers are sick of hearing.

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"Why is your lead always a girl?"

"Who’s her love interest, then?"

"What kind of young adult do you write?" (I don’t write YA…)

"Oh, you do fantasy? Like Twilight?"

"Women just can’t write men. I mean, men can kind of do both just because it’s been done so much, but women always write men too girly."

"Are you going to hide your name like JK Rowling so you can get published?"

AND THE WORST ONE: Upon hearing my writing group is predominantly women… “Oh, I don’t think that’s for me. I do serious writing.”

One of these women is in my program!

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fiyerossong:


even i don’t know what this show is about anymore

I don’t even know if this is a blooper

of course its a blooper, they aren’t smiling in the show anymore

go to your room

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

elisetheawesome:

fiyerossong:

even i don’t know what this show is about anymore

I don’t even know if this is a blooper

of course its a blooper, they aren’t smiling in the show anymore

go to your room

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

casismypie:

LINDA TRAN: THE MOST TERRIFYING 5 FEET OF MOTHERLY WRATH TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

Mrs. Tran could have stopped the apocalypse by telling Michael and Lucifer to stop fighting and apologize to each other.

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I HATE THIS

Dead Poets Society (1989)

New College Student, Makoto Tachibana